i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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