How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
she peed on how many people?
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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