Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
He had one of those small greek statue penises
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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