they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
apparently the secret to your success is patron
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
So I decided to start saving money for my abortion in a tomato sauce jar because it says ‘Prego.’ I know I thought it was fucking genius!
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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