Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
I am available for nakedness
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you donโt have to recycle anymore ๐๐
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
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