my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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