better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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