I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
Randomize
