Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
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