tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
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