she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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