WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
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