when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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