Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
you left a giant bottle of vodka in my room from last night. does this serve as a parting gift or hush money?
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
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