The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
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