Hotel room at 3 am. She's 42. Stockings and heels. All because I opened with a joke about cougar hunting. We'll high-five later.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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