i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
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