yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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