Fuck u you updated twitter but didn't answer my text
I know you're alive
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
I think I'm drunk. That wine was old. I found it behind the water heater next to the mouse poison.
I can't feel my brain.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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