I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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