Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
Guy in the room next to us in the ER is chanting "I'm jeff and I'm drunk". He's trying to get released to finish tailgating for the Iowa game that starts in 9 hours.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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