big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
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