By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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