Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
i really wish my pants would only unzip when im sober
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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