She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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