You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
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