wake up i wanna do it froggy style
FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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