We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
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