Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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