How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
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