Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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