Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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