Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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