when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
and she was petting her beer can
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
As girls, Bert & Ernie are not very bangable costumes. At least not by who we'd want to get banged by.
I was kidding. But I promise you I'd still find us the most eligible bangables, even if we dressed up like a dumpster and a prom night baby.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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