WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
You left me with no money to have random Chicago sex. The least you can do is pick me up an egg mcmuffin on your walk of shame back to the hotel.
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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