How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
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