It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I just woke up in my car with half the wedding cake next to me. This will not end well.
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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