I think i peed on brittanys purse
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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