yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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