We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
You made out with two different species that night
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
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