I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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