I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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