I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
dream priorities were more important than voting today. don't tell me you wouldn't keep going back to sleep to find out who would win a fight between oprah and godzilla
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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