they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
This is the high leading the old right now
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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