When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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