haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
I will one day have loud vengeance sex as my revenge against you. Until then I'm just going to sit in the living room playing John Mayer while you're trying to do it.
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
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