i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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