Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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