Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
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