You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Woke up with my face in a bowl of cereal. This is tequila's way of saying fuck you.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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