Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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