I need help removing her.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
In other news, just had to pluck an ingrown pub with the pliers from my multi tool while sitting on the toilet at work.
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
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