You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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