I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
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