I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
WTF was I supposed to tell them? "hi mom and dad, this is some rando I met on the internet. please ignore the noises that will be coming from my bedroom for the next 60-90 minutes. kthxbye."
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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