There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
1.) You left the rest of your whiskey here 2.) I drank your whiskey 3.) then made a steam roller out of the bottle 4.) Everything tastes like whiskey
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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